"Only twice in your life do they pronounce you anything. The first is man and wife. And the second is DEAD."
"What you have to understand is that at different times in her life, a woman is like the world. From 13-18, she's like Africa - virgin territory. From 18-30, she's like Asia - hot and exotic. From 30-45, she's like America - fully explored but generous with her resources. From 45-55, she's like Europe - a bit exhausted, a bit knackered but still with many places of interest. And from 55 onwards, she's like Australia - everybody knows it's down there somewhere but very few will make the effort to find it."
"What you have to understand is that at different times in her life, a woman is like the world. From 13-18, she's like Africa - virgin territory. From 18-30, she's like Asia - hot and exotic. From 30-45, she's like America - fully explored but generous with her resources. From 45-55, she's like Europe - a bit exhausted, a bit knackered but still with many places of interest. And from 55 onwards, she's like Australia - everybody knows it's down there somewhere but very few will make the effort to find it."
Hello earthlings,
I'm back.
Perth was...meh~
But Melbourne was AWESOME!!!
Best vacation ever so far babyyy!!!
I'm back.
Perth was...meh~
But Melbourne was AWESOME!!!
Best vacation ever so far babyyy!!!
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