'No, you've got to have fights in a marriage. Otherwise what's the point of being together? What is it you see tattooed on people's fingers? "L.O.V.E." on one hand, "H.A.T.E." on the other. They're two sides of the same coin.'
'But why does it have to be "love" and "hate"? Why can't it be "compromise" and "mutual empathy"?'
'Tattoist would run out of fingers.'