MTV Awkward

Tamara: Did you ask him if everything's cool between you two?

Jenna: Of course I did.

Ming: And what did he say?

Jenna: He said, "Sure, babe!"

Tamara & Ming: OMG!! He 'sure babe'-ed you?

Jenna: Yeah. Why?

Tamara: Don't you know? "Sure, babe" is one step away from "Whatever, honey" which is the gateway phrase to "Take care" which we all know is...THE END!

Hilarious!! Women/girls DO think too much, huh? =p

Never Get To Win Anymore

Chandler: So now that we're getting married, I really never get to win (arguments) anymore?

Monica: Yeah, well...how much did you ever really win before anyway?

Muehehehe...jangan mare, bang =p

The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel

Warm Bodies

"She sniffs, staring down at her feet. "I'm okay." Her voice is like her eyes, raw and wrung out. Her grief will catch up to her eventually and demand its due, but for the moment she is here with us, alive and standing."

Mindy

All I wanna say right now is...I want to be best friends with Mindy Kaling!!!

Girl, you are so cool and hilarious and I'm LOVING your show!!!