The Bro Code

Hahah apparently there IS an actual book published on Barney Stinson's Bro Code called The Bro Code. It's stupid, ridiculous and hilarious as hell, just like the Barney character we've all come to love in HIMYM.

I know reading these kinds of books might potentially decrease my IQ level at some point, but hey, they say laughter is the best medicine, so it's safe to say that this book has just helped me improve my health, maybe not significantly but at least a little bit hehe.

ARTICLE 1: Bros before ho's

The bond between two men is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, men are stronger than women. That's just science.

ARTICLE 5: Whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports

ARTICLE 8: A Bro never sends a greeting card to another Bro

The following are a few emails for any Brocassion that succinctly get the message across without costing you the trouble and expense of having to find and then send an actual greeting card.

CONGRATULATIONS

To: Bro

From: Bro

Subject: Bro!

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Nice, Bro!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

To: Bro

From: Bro

Subject: Dude!

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Drinks on me, Bro.

THINKING OF YOU

To: N/A

From: N/A

Subject: N/A

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N/A

ARTICLE 24: When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped.

ARTICLE 69: Duh!